That Face When...

"JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t" (jawzx2) 12/12/2016 at 17:45 • Filed to: None

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you think your only minion who’s trained to operate the equipment in one department quit and are freaking out because he doesn’t show up in the morning so you send him a passive aggressive text and he calls you back and says “sorry man, I was sick, I called in and left a message on [HUMAN RESOURCES’] voicemail saying I was sick, I’ve been puking for two days...” and then [HUMAN RESOURCES WHO IS ALSO THE BOSS’ WIFE], who has been freaking out that said minion quit without notification in the middle of the busiest season says “He left a voice mail?” and you say “yes, on your office phone” and [HUMAN RESOURCES] says “oh, well who know how that works. Thats why I didn’t get it”

maybe I’m just still wound up about this (I am), but some of the responses I’m getting seem to indicate that it might OK, or at least not surprising that the Human Resources person at a company that employs 20 people full time and over 60 seasonally wouldn’t know how to use the company voicemail.

WHAT WORLD AM I LIVING IN??????????

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 12/12/2016 at 17:49

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1. This is why our voicemail goes to our emails. So that middle-aged women can play it at max volume in the cubicle farm.

2. Human Resources is a lie, they are hardly human and never resourceful. Similar sentiments regarding any Help Desk.

AntiSpeed > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 12/12/2016 at 17:49

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To be fair though, voicemail is a pain in the ass. I don’t even have mine set up. If I don’t answer just send me a text.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > AntiSpeed 12/12/2016 at 17:50

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HUMAN RESOURCES.

StoneCold > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 12/12/2016 at 17:58

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OY! We have DESKS!

facw > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 12/12/2016 at 17:58

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I feel like 90% of the stuff that goes to our help-desk is either:

Ignored

Closed without fixing the issue

AntiSpeed > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 12/12/2016 at 17:59

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I guess that’s why it’s not “Machine Resources.”

My X-type is too a real Jaguar > facw 12/12/2016 at 18:00

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Dude fixing your stuff interferes with our web surfing and movie watching. Google it yourself.

Chasaboo > AntiSpeed 12/12/2016 at 18:23

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Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 12/12/2016 at 18:40

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Notifying HR doesn’t count for shit, minion. Let the people you work for who are actually impacted by you not being there know.

Phatboyphil > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 12/12/2016 at 18:47

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Sounds like he has good job security for a minion :)

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Phatboyphil 12/12/2016 at 18:50

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he does, by seasonal minion standards.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 12/12/2016 at 19:00

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Married to the boss. Low bar. She can constantly screw up and never lose her job, so why bother learning anything.

For the record, I hate such condescending old assholes.

Rico > StoneCold 12/12/2016 at 19:39

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Dat slouch tho